I'm Opening a Drug Rehab Clinic
Wanna join? Or invest?
It's a great money making scheme.
96% of all drug addicts who enter rehab will return to drug rehab.
That's a 96% costumer return rate! Wow!
I'll take anyone for any addiction, big or small. From heroin to cigarettes to caffeine to sniffing glue.
Just come over to my house and sleep on the floor, and I promise not to give you any drugs.
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