Michael Jackson is NOT Dead

I've been hearing a lot of rumors that Michael Jackson died. I know, according to some negligible sources, that Michael was found in a coma and later, died. This is as much a hoax as Jeff Goldblum dying (but not as funny).

Let me give you proof.

Elvis: King of Rock & Roll.

Jackson: King of Pop

Since Elvis went to join the aliens and he was a king, obviously Michael went, too. I'm not even talking about the fact Mikey looked like an alien before his death. This is all about "king-dom". When Sting dies, he will be in outer space, living immortal among the stars. After all, he was the King of Pain.

So please, deny these rumors of Jackson's "death". He is very much alive and always will be.